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I sometimes put additional "content" in the tags. Currently, I haven't worked out how to display them in theme yet. You used to be able to view them in the post source, but Tumblr has since started filtering tags that didn't seem like actual tags. Sorry for the inconvenience.
 
also if someone happens to have the Tumblr April Fools' hat and the ballpit saved, I'd like a copy, thank you in advance

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“Samus playing the Game Boy…
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forthepixels:

Samus playing the Game Boy…

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striders:

striders:

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kind of a milf.

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none needed brother

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Anonymous asked:

Can you show us more oil. Please

spooksier:

here’s her showing off her power star

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and here’s her launching a psychic attack

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tlaloc-1:

slitherpunk:

LESBIAN BLAST

explosion gif recolored to be lesbian flag colorsALT
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TRANSGENDER BLAST

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kitttenteeth:

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heart - shaped scallion found In pho . reblog for good luck & yummy soup 500000 forwver

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caesarsaladinn:

zegalba:

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Confiscated pens containing cheat notes intricately carved by a student at the University of Malaga, Spain. (2022)

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socks used to cheat on civil service exams, Qing Dynasty China

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bramblepatch:

orteil42:

social media sites should let you add custom buttons on your profile. like maybe you get max 3 buttons and they can have whatever text you want. and each button has its own persistent counter for how many times it’s been clicked. here’s some concept art

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The person who made cookie clicker thinks we should all have buttons that you click and the numbers go up? You don’t say.

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foone:

You know what’d be kinda darkly funny?

Put out a video that’s using the script of hbomberguy’s plagurism video. Just re-voice the same thing, refill all his on-camera segments, and steal all his clips.

No rewording, no re-ordering, do nothing to hide the fact it is stolen

My partner and I were talking about dubbing the whole video “in English”, referencing a throwaway joke of his, which is kind of a variant of this idea

the only thing stopping us is inertia on starting to overdub a 6+ hour long video

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thewindowofthesummerhouse:

vinnifantastic

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facts-i-just-made-up:

bobolobocus:

facts-i-just-made-up:

facts-i-just-made-up:

The Bible never states what type of wine Jesus said was his blood. We can surmise from the apostle skeletons walled up in his basement though that it was probably Amontillado.

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Well… when he transmutated water to wine, it was a Merlot.

Source?

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