fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)
my seanoning
people get specific as they age
:O
writing a callout post for our cat:
- invading queer spaces (the dining room table)
- refusing to listen to queer voices (us telling her to get off the dining room table)
- harming queer bodies (puts her claws out when you pick her up)
I really feel tremendous grief for friendships that kind of petered away in the face of life’s currents. There are people with whom I formed deep, unique, vibrant, life-changing connections, and then we had to go our separate ways and it was too hard to maintain long-distance. There wasn’t a fight, it just sort of faded. And I feel like I have more friendships like this than friendships that have endured, so maybe I just have to get used to it. But if grief is all the love we have left over - well, I never did get to finish loving them. I love them, and I miss them, and I probably always will.
oh you slammed your penis into the wrong car door my friend
just saw a chart with the gender options “male” “female” and “part-time/other” and i think i get what they were going for but i’m obsessed with the concept of part-time gender. clocking into my shift at the gender factory and brother i am not getting paid a living wage
Truth is, it reads more like “she can do everything” and “him, it’s just Ken”
And ken is a slang used in French that means “to fuck”
So “Him, it’s just fucking”
Which I think is even more hilarious
the mcfish is back
We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.
At my parents place with 2 children watching YT on tablets and 2 adults watching tiktoks and reels on their phones and trying not to summon a comically sized Loony Toons hammer out of my back pocket to smash them all.
she-ra is still so so funny to me like. as a concept
dreamworks/netflix/mattel: ok mr. stevenson, we’d like this reboot to be a fun kids show with a good story for the whole family and lots of nostalgia to bring in revenue for the franchise etc. sound good?
nate stevenson, planning a story in his head where pop culture icon & beloved 80s childrens hero She-Ra is a brainwashed christian imperialist soldier who has a sexuality crisis over her gay arch enemy for 5 seasons then kills god by kissing her: mhm yes absolutely
weed dispensaries.
nah, all genders are represented there, and even my gay ass can tell the dudes are hot there too












