cuz every time i shitpost i get this feeling

depsidase:

orcboxer:

orcflorist:

fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

my seanoning

headspace-hotel:

asteroidtroglodyte:

people get specific as they age

:O

machine-saint:

writing a callout post for our cat:

• invading queer spaces (the dining room table)
• refusing to listen to queer voices (us telling her to get off the dining room table)
• harming queer bodies (puts her claws out when you pick her up)

grapehyasynth:

I really feel tremendous grief for friendships that kind of petered away in the face of life’s currents. There are people with whom I formed deep, unique, vibrant, life-changing connections, and then we had to go our separate ways and it was too hard to maintain long-distance. There wasn’t a fight, it just sort of faded. And I feel like I have more friendships like this than friendships that have endured, so maybe I just have to get used to it. But if grief is all the love we have left over - well, I never did get to finish loving them. I love them, and I miss them, and I probably always will.

joeyclaire:

oh you slammed your penis into the wrong car door my friend

aropride:

just saw a chart with the gender options “male” “female” and “part-time/other” and i think i get what they were going for but i’m obsessed with the concept of part-time gender. clocking into my shift at the gender factory and brother i am not getting paid a living wage

jjeremysstash:

ladyshinga:

Truth is, it reads more like “she can do everything” and “him, it’s just Ken”

And ken is a slang used in French that means “to fuck”

So “Him, it’s just fucking”

Which I think is even more hilarious

slitherpunk:

scuffledig:

valley-of-repose:

pegasnow:

slitherpunk:

the mcfish is back

nerevar-quote-and-star:

militechmatty:

partyatsanguines:

thefreegladelancer:

Broke: Blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong in a Bethesda game

Woke: Blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong in ANY video game

Woke Supreme™: blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong IRL

Bespoke: Blaming Todd Howard when things go wrong IRL In front of Actual Todd Howard

blackbackedjackal:

blackbackedjackal:

We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.

At my parents place with 2 children watching YT on tablets and 2 adults watching tiktoks and reels on their phones and trying not to summon a comically sized Loony Toons hammer out of my back pocket to smash them all.

keskaowl:

coloredcompulsion:

tags from coloredcompulsion:

horde-princess:

she-ra is still so so funny to me like. as a concept

dreamworks/netflix/mattel: ok mr. stevenson, we’d like this reboot to be a fun kids show with a good story for the whole family and lots of nostalgia to bring in revenue for the franchise etc. sound good?

nate stevenson, planning a story in his head where pop culture icon & beloved 80s childrens hero She-Ra is a brainwashed christian imperialist soldier who has a sexuality crisis over her gay arch enemy for 5 seasons then kills god by kissing her: mhm yes absolutely

animentality:

leviathan-supersystem:

memewhore:

weed dispensaries.

nah, all genders are represented there, and even my gay ass can tell the dudes are hot there too